Coachella Gave Us NOTHING!!!

Written by Kai Voorhees

I was very up to date throughout all of Coachella. I was looking forward to all the amazing outfits that I would see…or thought I would see. In past years, I loved outfits I had seen. However, this year there was no excitement in the fashion portion of Coachella.

I am warning that in this article, I will pick apart lots of celebrities’ outfits from throughout Coachella this year. This isn’t meant to be hate towards the celebrities or their stylists. I am simply just sharing my thoughts. I hope you enjoy reading this article as much as I enjoyed writing it. 

I noticed a pattern in this year's outfits at Coachella. There was white EVERYWHERE. Everyone was wearing white. Additionally, I saw lots of denim. Blue denim jeans made a lot of celebrities, such as Kylie Jenner, look like they were ready for a day of work at a computer lab. Some celebrities like Kendall Jenner wore white denim in their outfits. Not only was the denim not cute, they also must have been sweating. It was clear when you looked around at Coachella that a lot of people were in little to no color.

While I am on the topic of whose outfits I hated, let’s talk about Adison Rae’s performance outfit. It was probably the most atrocious thing I’ve ever seen. I don’t even know how I could possibly describe this outfit. It’s pink, it’s red, it’s fluffy but also nothing at all? Also Olivia Rodrigo wore a simple pair of blue denim jeans and a pink top. I didn’t like the top. It wasn’t anything super special to me. 

One creative outfit I saw was Teyana Taylor’s outfit from the Revolve Festival. It was probably the most creative I had seen in all of Coachella. The color is silver which is a bit of a change from the usual white outfits. However, I do think she looks like an alien in that outfit.

Teyana Taylor’s “alien” outfit

Paris Hilton's outfit for her Oasis event was good, but it does strike me as more of a “going-to-a-sweet-sixteen” than a  “I-was-paid-to-be-here-so-I-am-going-all-out-on-my-outfit” vibe.

However, I loved her cupid inspired look that she wore one day to Coachella. It was read and pink with this extravagant red, fluffy feather jacket. I especially liked the little heart details on her sleeves. This was by far my favorite outfit that I have seen anyone wear to this year's Coachella events. It really shows what I think Coachella should be like. Excitement, love, and iconic fashion moments.

Photo credits to @Jackalopeland on Instagram and TheBestPDF.com for photo enhancement

In conclusion, Coachella’s fashion moments are slowing slipping away from us. It is clear that we need our celebrities to carry on with non-basic outfits. This is shown by the many basic outfits we have seen during this year’s Coachella. It is just further proof that Coachella is devolving.



Sources:

The Best Coachella Outfits 2026

Inside The Best Parties of Coachella 2026

Paris Hilton's Coachella Shoe Style Over The Years



Posted on May 7, 2026

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